December 2010
31 posts
Time Flies
Today I’m waiting for my parent’s to arrive from India. They’re leaving San Francisco today to join in all the INDIAN fun, as standby passengers. This should be interesting. Keep your fingers crossed, I hope they make it here safe. Time flies here but for every minute that speeds up and passes twice as fast I’m sure it slows down two-fold for you. I can’t wait to hold...
Motherland.
Here’s what I know about India.
I’m going to be excited up until they open the airplane doors and I get a real whiff of what slumdog millionaire is all about. Then I’m going to want to come home.
This is not America. Everything and everyone is corrupt. Oh, wait! I guess it is like America, just less discrete.
Watch your purse & pockets at all times. Don’t let anyone...
Goodbye Baby
I’m leaving for India today and to put it in the simplest terms it makes me sad. When I booked this trip a few weeks before I even met you I didn’t have a single attachment that would have made me think twice about it. I booked it with the intention that I’d be over the moon about leaving because I love traveling. Now that you’re here it makes me reluctant to leave you but...
Mines Bigger.
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Diwali
November 7th, 2010
Her: [10.26] I just changed out of my sari and got home. I have the fattiest bruise on my thigh!
Him: [10.28] What were u doing??
Her: [10.32] I ran into Niveks bed this morning... =(
Him: [10.34] Lol u would. Aww the poor wittle babies is hurt.
Her: [10.40] FIX IT!!!!
Him: [10.42] How would u like me to do that?
Her: [10.50 I don't know! It hurts. Be creative!
11.04 How creative do u want me to be? Cause I just realized I have something that can make u feel better. What time are u going to bed?
11.11I have class at 10am so soon. I don't want u to come all the way over here for something small like a bruise. Save it for another day when u have more time. What were u gonna bring me?
11.28 A surprise.
11.31 Gimme a hint
11.33 It's sweet
Miss Me, Miss You.
Him: I think u should come back and entertain me!
Her: Oh really? Sounds like you miss me....
Him: No, just bored
Her: No no no, i know u miss me. Don't front.
Him: How do u know? Unless ur missing me and going off that.
Her: I do miss u... u bring me sweet stuff.
Ring Pop
11.6.2010
Her: [1.20PM] My lips are still blue from that stupid ring pop!
Him: [1.21PM] Guess I didn't do my job very well.
Her: [1.23PM] U need to get some practice & try again, estupid.
Him: [1.25PM] Ouch!! Damn mensa, that b harsh! All good cuz u know what? Ur face needs practice.
Her [2.02PM] Whatever. After what u said yesternight I think my face will do just fine. unless u were running game and lying to me.
Him: [2.03PM] You'll never know.
Kiss The Girl
Him: [7.09PM] I'm bored, entertain me.
Her: [7.11PM] Come over. We're having movie night. It's friday, don't u have a party to go to?
Him: [7.26PM] Oh nice! What movie? I feel like keeping it low key today
Her: [7.27PM] Not sure yet. Come help us choose. We're keeping it low key too!
Him: [7.28PM] I can rent one.
Him: [8.37PM] Yo do u want ice cream?
Her: [8.43PM] U Spoil Me!
Gorgeous
November 5, 2010
Him: 12.12PM This will be the last time I prolly will ever tell u to ur face.. ur gorgeous.
Her: 12.13PM That's not telling me to my face.... ur texting. =P Try again later.
Blueberries
November 3rd, 2010
HER: 4.23 PM Rajiv's gonna come home to see me in a pile of candy wrappers and we're both gonna be in trouble! Take this candy away!!!!!!!!!!
HIM: 4.43 PM LOL When u said Rajiv was gonna find u under those wrappers I pictured u as the blueberry chick from Willy Wonka! Can I call u blueberry!?
HER: 4.45 PM Bahahaha the girl who turns blue and and and and FATTTTTTT!!!!!!?????
HIM: 4.58 PM No... voluptuous.
Gujurati
November 3, 2010
Him: Hey u think u could teach me gujurati?
Her: I'd love to. Im surprised ur not fluent already.
Candy
November 2nd, 2010
Him: [8.54 AM] Good Morning Busties! Hope u have a great day! Try not to scare too many kids.
Her: [8.55 AM] I think it's creepy that u just text me when I was abot to text u. I am not BUSTIES! Ok maybe I am. Today is your long day, good luck. =]
Him: [9.11 AM] Girl u a trip. I don't know what I'm gonna do with you =)
Her: [9.18 AM] "girl u should have ur own travel agent cuz u a trip, u should have ur own toilet tissue since u the shit"
Him: [9.19 AM] Idk about the latter but u def need a travel agency.
Her: [10.32 AM] Ur so mean to me but I rather be a trip anyway.
Him: [1.59 PM] I wouldnt have u any other way!
Him: [7.02 PM] Yo I should drop ur candies soon cuz they b hella tempting! =P
Her: [7.05 PM] did u just use the word hella!? yea come over whenever, the coast is clear.
Him: [7.26 PM] I got practice soon, I can come after if u would like, princess?
Her: [7.27 PM] come before practice.
Him: [7.27 PM] Ill call u when I'm coming
Her: [7.28 PM] yayy!
Him: [8.48 PM] Hey mama i'm coming but on one condition, u don't make fun of me if I move or look funny. I fucked up my neck yesterday at practice.
Her: [9.51 PM] IM NOT GONNA STOP EATING THESE. Oh and by the way, u the best... thank u =]
Him: [9.54 PM] As long as ur happy! Ur welcome!
Trick Or Treat
Him: Hey so what kinda candies u handing out this year? Trying to decide where to trick or treat!
Her: Hmmm good question. What candy are u handing out? I might want some
Him: Asked u first! Since I can't go out this year I expect u to fulfill all my trick or treating needs!
Her: Do u wnat me to bring you candy?
Him: Aww look at you! I was just joking. Thank u tho! I'll prolly be a fatty too when I get back. I'm seriously contemplating on buying a bag of candies for myself.
Her: U should go buy me some.
Him: Wel if u realllly want some I'll bring u some......princess!!!
Her: Ait I 'll stop by after practice. U still gonna be awake?
Him: Aww no u don't have to. I was kidding, estupid!
Him: Wats ur favorite kind of candy?
Her: Oh man there's too damn many... I don't need to eat cnady right now. It's late.
Him: Como si no puedes comer mientras que estudias??? Lol it's all good. Si quieres paso manana despues de mi clase y te dejo tu chocolate.
Her: Ok buenas noches
Him: buenas noches y que duermas con los angelitos
Hybrids.
November 1st, 2010
Her: 3.45 Gahhhhh I really want a slurpee
Him: 3.47 OMG! I love slurpees! I haven't had one in a week!
Her: 3.49 I totally had one last week too but I past it already damn yo!
Him: 3.51 Y don't u just turn back? While ur at it, bring me one!
Her: 4.18 Where r u? I'll bring u one if u want.
Him: 8.40 PM PS I was very impressed with your comprehension of Spanish last night
Her: 8.41 I took four years in high school. Altogether I think I have 5 to 6 solid years of Spaish but I can't speak it as well as I understand or used to speak unless I'm reading off a paper or singing.
Him: 8.44 Put a smile on my face.
Her: 8.45 Yeaaaa we are like hybrids of each other.
Him: 8.49 Always liked the idea. Unique, the one that stands out. One of a kind.
Santa Barbara
October 30-31st, 2010
Him: [12.06 AM] Going to the beach
Her: [12.08 AM] Why wait come back
Hi It's Nikita.
Oct 28, 2010
Her: [7:46 PM] Hiiiii it's Nikita
Him: [8:09 PM] Hey mama Wats up? :-)
Her: [8:11 PM] Nothing. Watching the giants kick ass. R u still babysitting me tomorrow?
